Posted 5 hours ago

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Posted 6 hours ago

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

Posted 6 hours ago
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Posted 6 hours ago

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high)

Posted 15 hours ago

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)

Posted 15 hours ago
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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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(Source: lindsaylohanthony)

Posted 15 hours ago

spaceexp:

Mt Ollivier, Mt Cook National Park, New Zealand Photographer Dylan Gehlken

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Posted 19 hours ago
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